Description: FAST SHIPPING HASSLE FREE RETURNS SECURE PAYMENT EXCELLENT SERVICE Don't Get ME StartedAuthor: Kate ClintonPublisher: Random House USA IncCategory: Biography: Arts & Entertainment, Funny Books & StoriesBook Format: Paperback Shipping Please make sure to double check your shipping and address information before you confirm and pay. Where do you ship? Currently, we ship online purchases Australia wide. How long till my item gets dispatched? In most cases, orders made before 2 PM will be dispatched same day or within 24 hours. In some cases, handling time may take longer. If this is the case, specific handling time will be displayed explicitly in the listing. How long until I get my order? Unless you live in a remote area, most orders will be delivered within 2-5 business days at your destination, remote areas may take a little bit longer. Who are my items shipped with? 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The item must still be in its original condition and packaging.In these cases the customer will be responsible to pay the return postage. DESCRIPTION Don't Get ME StartedAuthor: Kate ClintonPublisher: Random House USA IncCategory: Biography: Arts & Entertainment, Funny Books & StoriesBook Format: Paperback Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, Do you think we're lesbians? By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle. Now I've written a book. It's not as easy as it looks. One night, I was working late on my computer when a little message came up on the screen, You are almost out of memory. Here are my thoughts and observations on everything from gay marriage (Mad Vow Disease) to my morbid fear of mascots (with the exception of the San Diego Chicken). That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's a job for Jesse Helms. A self-described fumerist (feminist/humorist), Kate Clinton taught English for eight years before a writing workshop and improvisational class convinced her that her political views deserved a public hearing. She quit teaching, took a job as a window washer, and started her professional stand-up career in 1981, using politics, Catholicism, and her lesbianism as basic themes. She performs one-woman shows across the country and writes columns for the Progressive and the Advocate. She has appeared on Arsenio Hall, Good Morning America, Nightline, CNN, C-Span, and many other places. Although she has four comedy albums to her credit, Don't Get Me Started is her first book. From the Hardcover edition. About Kate ClintonA self-described fumerist (feminist/humorist), Kate Clinton taught English for eight years before a writing workshop and improvisational class convinced her that her political views deserved a public hearing. She quit teaching, took a job as a window washer, and started her professional stand-up career in 1981, using politics, Catholicism, and her lesbianism as basic themes. She performs one-woman shows across the country and writes columns for the Progressive and the Advocate. She has appeared on Arsenio Hall, Good Morning America, Nightline, CNN, C-Span, and many other places. Although she has four comedy albums to her credit, Don't Get Me Started is her first book. GUARANTEE We guarantee all items are genuine studio release products - no copies, counterfeit or faulty versions. 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Publication Year: 2000
Publisher: Random House USA Inc
Author: Kate Clinton
Book Title: Don't Get ME Started
Language: English
Type: Book
Brand: Random House USA Inc
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